He's Just Not That Into You
from Online Dating Blues by Melissa Dinwiddie
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about
It’s an epidemic: women obsessing over whether a guy they like likes them back. If you have to guess whether he’s into you or not, you’ve pretty much got your answer right there…
lyrics
You went out on a date, you think he's really great.
He hasn't called, you don't know what to do.
Perhaps he's sick, or maybe busy, but
ask yourself, girl, really, is he?
Truth is, he's just not that into you!
That cute guy at your gym, for months you've pined for him.
You laugh and flirt and smile, and he does too.
You like each other, there's no doubt, but if the guy won't ask you out,
Face it, he's just not that into you!
A man's a simple creature, it's really not that hard
to figure out an answer, no or yes.
Here's a little secret, that may catch you off guard:
A guy who's into you won't make you guess!
He calls you on the phone to see if you're alone.
He drops by for an hour, or maybe two.
You start to wonder, is this all? Are you just a booty call?
Girlfriend, he's just not that into you!
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You never thought you'd weather so many years together.
You wonder if you'll ever say "I do."
But he says even with a halter you'll never drag him to the alter,
Which tells me he's just not that into you
You're crazy mad about him, just can't live without him,
Though he has other lovers, quite a few.
He says he just can't stick with one. My advice to you is "run!"
'Cause this one, he's just not that into you!
Girls, why do we settle for anything that's less than
everything we know that we deserve?
You tell me that you love him, and yet you still confess
You'd leave him if you only had the nerve!
You had a little fling; you knew he wore a ring.
But that's okay, he swears he loves you too.
You know you'd have the perfect life if he would only leave his wife!
Wake up! He's just not that into you!
tag:
You'll be better in the long run, just accept that he's the wrong one.
Girlfriend, he's just not that into you!
He hasn't called, you don't know what to do.
Perhaps he's sick, or maybe busy, but
ask yourself, girl, really, is he?
Truth is, he's just not that into you!
That cute guy at your gym, for months you've pined for him.
You laugh and flirt and smile, and he does too.
You like each other, there's no doubt, but if the guy won't ask you out,
Face it, he's just not that into you!
A man's a simple creature, it's really not that hard
to figure out an answer, no or yes.
Here's a little secret, that may catch you off guard:
A guy who's into you won't make you guess!
He calls you on the phone to see if you're alone.
He drops by for an hour, or maybe two.
You start to wonder, is this all? Are you just a booty call?
Girlfriend, he's just not that into you!
--
You never thought you'd weather so many years together.
You wonder if you'll ever say "I do."
But he says even with a halter you'll never drag him to the alter,
Which tells me he's just not that into you
You're crazy mad about him, just can't live without him,
Though he has other lovers, quite a few.
He says he just can't stick with one. My advice to you is "run!"
'Cause this one, he's just not that into you!
Girls, why do we settle for anything that's less than
everything we know that we deserve?
You tell me that you love him, and yet you still confess
You'd leave him if you only had the nerve!
You had a little fling; you knew he wore a ring.
But that's okay, he swears he loves you too.
You know you'd have the perfect life if he would only leave his wife!
Wake up! He's just not that into you!
tag:
You'll be better in the long run, just accept that he's the wrong one.
Girlfriend, he's just not that into you!
credits
from Online Dating Blues,
released December 11, 2009
Melissa Dinwiddie - vocals
Jake Smolowe - piano
Doug Lee - bass
John Lazarus - drums
Melissa Dinwiddie - vocals
Jake Smolowe - piano
Doug Lee - bass
John Lazarus - drums
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about
Melissa Dinwiddie
Is this jazz, folk, or comedy? Performer (& “Uke-Diva”) Melissa Dinwiddie is a winning combination of all three. Inspired by the absurdities of modern life, Dinwiddie crafts songs evocative of the Great American Songbook but dealing with 21st Century themes. She has an ear for a witty turn of phrase, and her vocal chops and improvisational comic timing delight audiences of all ages. ... more
discography
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Aug 2012 -
Dec 2009
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